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Preschooler Theology

Posted by Inexplicable Ways on December 7, 2009

The Virgin Birth

Norah:  Mary had baby Jesus in a birth tub with a sheep and a goat.

I’m wondering if she pictures the animals in the birth tub or acting as doulas nearby.

God’s Glory

Norah:  Did it hurt when God hit Moses with a rock? 

After much confusion, I realized she misheard that God hid Moses in the cleft of a rock

Creation

Norah:  Did God create the world?

Me:  Yep.

Norah:  Then I’m the God for my dollhouse.

The Bible

Upon telling her “the Bible says so,”

Norah:  Well my Bible doesn’t say that.

And those were just today’s conversations!

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3 Responses to “Preschooler Theology”

  1. Ellen said

    Those are great! So good you’re writing them down. My 4yr old told me Jesus was like a ladder to heaven. ;)

  2. Helen Wood said

    Julie, you have got to write a book!

  3. Laura said

    That’s my Norah Bean!!! She’s the best! And yes, please do keep writing these down. Very important because when you get old like me you won’t remember a word!!!!

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