Monthly Archives: March 2009

Seeking a March Birth

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I try not to schedule more than two births a month.  I’ve learned that is my limit in giving my full attention to clients.  However, both of my March births delivered in February!  (Congratulations ladies–two quick unmedicated births!) 

So, I find myself with an empty month.  On the one hand, this free month feels like a nice time for spring cleaning and baby preparation.  On the other hand, a whole month without a birth!?

So, if you know of anyone due in March, I would be oh-so-happy to serve them as a doula or offer a private childbirth class…

Ways I’m found

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Today, for instance, these were some of the searches that found my blog (typos included):

  • “whuppin when we get home”
  • ways to poo
  • must have s for baby registry
  • was jane nelson spanked in her life?
  • pickens flea market
  • dreams about tomatoes going bad
  • murderer hydromedusa
  • negative heel
  • how long was jesus breastfed
  • video of mom breastfeeding teen son 

That last one creeps me out. 

I love that wordpress shows me the search terms entered that pull up my blog.  I wish I could remember some of the funny searches I’ve seen.  Some have left me scratching my head as to how my blog came up as a search result. 

People must be very very bored to be searching for things like “ways to poo.” 

I suppose I must be very very bored to pay attention to how people find my blog…