My first negative babywearing comment this time around:
I’m at the grocery store wearing a snuggly sleeping newborn in a moby wrap (as shown here by Scott). A concerned citizen approaches me.
Concerned Citizen: “I hope you’re not smothering that baby.” (heavy emphasis on “hope”)
Me: (chuckle) “No, I’m not.” Great comeback, huh?
Concerned Citizen: “Well, I hope not.”
I wish I’d said “I hope you’re not going to eat all the junk food in your grocery cart.”