Well, my job is harder. I catch all the lizards outside my house.
I fold more napkins.
I catch a million lizards.
We’re like twins cause we have the same thing to eat!
I can run faster than a horse.
I can run faster than a rocketship
I can run faster than a “tormado”
I can run faster than God.
Mom, who can run the fastest?
Who is that?
I think he’s a boy at her school.
That is NOT what a kangaroo sounds like when it gives birth. It says “Boing Boing Boing.”
My [stuffed] puppy tore a little when her baby was born. [did I mention this was a midwife’s 4 year old?]
This will be your dog “collard” to wear.
We also had marshmallow roasting and sprinkler running. And the girls built elaborate play scenes.