We’ve heard whispers about it. We’ve cringed at the very thought of it. And it is now on the market. The super-dooper do-it-all gadget that will revolutionize birth (and malpractice) has arrived. Duh-duh-duh-dummmmmmb: BirthTrack–a monitor that clips to the mom’s cervix providing constant monitoring of every move and every inch of progress.
Check out this post that sums up all of BirthTrack’s fancy features and glaring problems. As my friend, Carey, so cleverly noted–too bad they didn’t think to design it with an MP3 player for mom’s and baby’s listening pleasure.